My two year old spends more time as a nudist in this lockdown than actual nudists.
So far here are the results on my LinkedIn poll. Not terribly surprising distribution, and it is very close to the results I saw in my neighborhood Facebook group poll.

One of Harper’s masterpieces. 🎨

There is no keyboard shortcut to leave a zoom meeting.
Question for #Texas Internet: Am I still Texan if I haven’t put on my boots in over two months?
Siri suggestions will not let you pretend. It knows your priorities.
This is a fantastic movie that almost no one has seen.

Someone at Google is pulling out all the subject line inbox tricks to get my eyes on Google Meet.
#email #marketing

I ate half the sticker on the apple.
Hijinks.

Y’all be careful there are animals taking over the road look at this emu

Frank is all of us right now.

In this wacky game, Yeti is just chillin' on the noodles… but as you remove them one by one (be careful!), Yeti could fall into the bowl, and that is not cool! You want Yeti to stay steady on the spaghetti, at least during your turn, if you don’t want to lose!
All these tablets and tv’s and all they do is play Trolls. Just a bunch of Troll watching machines.
tfw you realize your algorithm has been hijacked by a 2 year old.

Sending this over from iA Writer 2
Sending this over from iA Writer.
It doesn’t look like untitled posts are possible.
My daughter is Class of 2033.
😮
Serenity now.
This is something only parents are likely to get in their Spotify.
