Alexa, play Joe Cocker

My favorite Bill Withers song #RIP

Ok I think we’re good on the Zoom tips. Got it.

I would get up but…

Sick 🎵 needle drop on last night’s “Devs” on FX on Hulu.

Free - Oh I Wept

If Apple launched FaceTime for Android (with Group FaceTime) it would change the landscape of this zoom//webex/hangouts situation.

We went ahead and busted out the Christmas mat. Moving the holidays up a few months because why the hell not.

“It’s the same old story T-Rex, five after and they still haven’t started the @zoom_us meeting.”

Welcome to the rest of your life kid.

It’s never been more apparent how the world isn’t just small. It’s tiny.

And we’re all just a bunch of dudes and gals wandering around trying to make it work.

Cool to see @notarize on this list of work apps in the App Store. Great service and people.

Some more learning apps featured in the App Store.

Heed my daughter’s warning.

#beonthelookout

For parents looking to do something with your kids. Gesundheit! on the iPad is well worth your time, and will teach physics at the same time.

“Berkeley” Awesome ad #copywriting for one of the neighborhoods I grew up in in Fort Worth. #marketing

I did it!

Corporate Takeover.

Finally setting up the real version of the home office. #boomarm

Just assembled this bad boy for the home school.

#socialdistancing

Camille does not seem to mind all this hanging around the house.

Now that we are all home school parents, I have a thought. Despite us needing to also get work done throughout the day, we also have a responsibility to educate them. I plan to take at least four 30 minute blocks each day to teach mine (5 and 2) something new or work on projects.

All y’all can keep hoarding your toilet paper. Just got me a Tushy Classic for less than the price of TP on Amazon.

#bidet

Got this Poang chair for the kids so they’d have a chair Camille wouldn’t want to sit in.

Life finds a way.

If you don’t have one of these logtech webcams, i suggest that you invest as soon as they come back in stock.

They’ll upgrade your remote/online meetings dramatically.

Get Boston Butt (Pork Shoulder) 5-6 lbs.

Place in bowl, Soak in Claude’s Fajita Marinade.

Salt & Black Pepper

Put in fridge overnight. Go to sleep.

Wake up.

Heat egg to 275

Throw it on.

Wait…

Pour a little more marinade on. (Optionally cook small bites)

Wait to 160 degrees internal temp and wrap in FOIL

More waiting

Wait to 195 degrees internal temp and pull out to rest.

Wait a half hour and dump into bowl. Toss with forks.

Put in Tacos. Enjoy.