What’s the formula to put my 18 month old to sleep?

Ingredients list:

• 1 Son
• 1 Dad
• 1 Baby Bjorn (laces out)
• 1/3 of a Record on the Alexa (Repave by Volcano Choir OR Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd)
• 1 Dad Sway (stopping is forbidden)

Cooking time will vary.