“It’s the same old story T-Rex, five after and they still haven’t started the @zoom_us meeting.”

Welcome to the rest of your life kid.

It’s never been more apparent how the world isn’t just small. It’s tiny.

And we’re all just a bunch of dudes and gals wandering around trying to make it work.

Cool to see @notarize on this list of work apps in the App Store. Great service and people.

Some more learning apps featured in the App Store.

Heed my daughter’s warning.

#beonthelookout

For parents looking to do something with your kids. Gesundheit! on the iPad is well worth your time, and will teach physics at the same time.

“Berkeley” Awesome ad #copywriting for one of the neighborhoods I grew up in in Fort Worth. #marketing

I did it!

Corporate Takeover.

Finally setting up the real version of the home office. #boomarm

Just assembled this bad boy for the home school.

#socialdistancing

Camille does not seem to mind all this hanging around the house.

Now that we are all home school parents, I have a thought. Despite us needing to also get work done throughout the day, we also have a responsibility to educate them. I plan to take at least four 30 minute blocks each day to teach mine (5 and 2) something new or work on projects.

All y’all can keep hoarding your toilet paper. Just got me a Tushy Classic for less than the price of TP on Amazon.

#bidet

Got this Poang chair for the kids so they’d have a chair Camille wouldn’t want to sit in.

Life finds a way.

If you don’t have one of these logtech webcams, i suggest that you invest as soon as they come back in stock.

They’ll upgrade your remote/online meetings dramatically.

Pulled Pork Carnitas on the Big Green Egg

Get Boston Butt (Pork Shoulder) 5-6 lbs.

Place in bowl, Soak in Claude’s Fajita Marinade.

Claude's

Salt & Black Pepper

salt and pepper

Put in fridge overnight. Go to sleep.

Wake up.

Heat egg to 275

Throw it on.

first on

Wait…

wait-1

Pour a little more marinade on. (Optionally cook small bites)

Halfway Home with Poppers

Wait to 160 degrees internal temp and wrap in FOIL

More waiting

wait-2

Wait to 195 degrees internal temp and pull out to rest.

Wait a half hour and dump into bowl. Toss with forks.

Done

Put in Tacos. Enjoy.

Handy Roasted Salsa Recipe & Ingredients

This is my salsa. I usually make a batch with no serranos and lighter on the jalapeños for folks that like “medium” salsa.

Group A

  • Tomatoes (10)
  • Poblano Peppers (10) (Not Very Spicy)
  • Hatch or Anaheim Chile Peppers (10) (Medium Spicy)
  • Jalepeno (10) [Hotter Spicy]
  • Serrano Peppers (1 or 2) [Very Hot Spicy]

Roast all these until black on the grill or smoker. De-seed and peel. (I like to leave some of the skins on and a little black to keep that roasted look.)

Group B

  • Peeled Garlic
  • Onion

Sear these, dice/slice and mix with Group A.

Group C

  • Cilantro

Pull off leaves and add to mix.

  • 2 limes

Squeeze into mix.

Last Step

Process/Blend to Desired Consistency.

Smart intent keyword targeting from the Bloomberg Campaign. I have tried variations and he’s always there.