ok apple tv remote now you are just trolling me

Husbands everywhere searching for android phonez.

150 days so far. Might as well keep it up a while longer.


Super Mario 2

Hey is coming out strong.

Yeti in my spaghetti.

Bad take. This is like saying “I ran shitty ads for a week and they didn’t work so no ads will ever work.”

The Results Are In for Remote Learning: It Didn’t Work

We got to check out the International Space Station as it went over Texas tonight. The “Night Sky” app is amazing to help you find anything in the sky. I’m told it’ll be back tomorrow night too.

The entire story of me napping through a space rocket launch in one image.

Flipping between channel this Saturday morning there is nothing but bad news. I stopped to escape for a bit on #theocho.

This morning I found myself looking up the definition of “presidential”.

The truth is that it’s about acting in a such a way that is WORTHY of the highest office.

The truth is ANYONE can decide to act presidential even if our American President will not.

My two year old spends more time as a nudist in this lockdown than actual nudists.

So far here are the results on my LinkedIn poll. Not terribly surprising distribution, and it is very close to the results I saw in my neighborhood Facebook group poll.

One of Harper’s masterpieces. 🎨

There is no keyboard shortcut to leave a zoom meeting.

Question for #Texas Internet: Am I still Texan if I haven’t put on my boots in over two months?

Siri suggestions will not let you pretend. It knows your priorities.

This is a fantastic movie that almost no one has seen.

Someone at Google is pulling out all the subject line inbox tricks to get my eyes on Google Meet.

#email #marketing

I ate half the sticker on the apple.


Y’all be careful there are animals taking over the road look at this emu

Frank is all of us right now.